perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

• parents: why are you awake so early
• me: who said i went to sleep

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

Isabelle Fuhrman: Appearances 

ru3ful:

girlswantwhattheywant:

There are 7,041,324,956 people and counting, in the world and only one gets to marry Josh Hutcherson. May the odds be ever in your favor.

I’ll take my chances.

requested by thefewpeoplewhoactuallylikeme!

theraventattoos:

/i’m laughing because people actually have called Jennfier Lawrence fat before and oOPS LOOK AT THE FIRST PICTURE